Straight from the Surreal Kitchen
Tender wondersof the plant world
Whole cuts with actual marbling — filet, loin, ribs, and a couple of fish-adjacent friends.
Unseasoned, unbelievably versatile, granny-approved.
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Most plant-based meats don't behave like traditional meat in your favorite recipes. (Or they come pre-seasoned and mess with your creative juju). But Marbles' got your back. Our award-winning, thick, juicy, unseasoned whole cuts behave just like a raw piece of meat—giving you access to all your favorite meaty classics.
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The wonderful world of whole cuts
A raw ingredient for real cooking
Whole cuts, not pucks. Slice, cube, sear, braise — you are the chef here, we just grow the marbling.
Nutritious, yet naughty
At least 20g of complete protein per serving, plenty of fiber and iron, B12 up to 90% DV — and zero cholesterol. Indulgence with a clean rap sheet.
Centerpiece material
These cuts are built to sit in the middle of the table and accept compliments. Weeknights included.
Temptingly served since 2020
Tender cuts from the surreal kitchen
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The OriginalThick-Cut Filet
On Sale from $59.99
The plant-based steak that started the whole ruckus. Sears like a dream, marbles like a masterpiece.
Limited dropHot Vegan Honey Baby Ribs
On Sale from $67.99
Our ribs, lacquered in vegan hot honey with real chili. A one-time limited batch. When they are gone, they are gone.
Edible BonesBaby Ribs
On Sale from $64.99
Tender plant ribs with edible soy bones. Yes, edible bones. We needed a sentence to say that.
Feeds a CrowdWhole-Cut Loin
On Sale from $59.99
One and a half pounds of uninterrupted plant meat. The biggest, most theatrical cut in the deli.
High ProteinMeaty Meat Pork-ish
On Sale from $49.99
The versatile everyday block. Pork-adjacent flavor, 38g of protein per serving, zero questions asked.
High ProteinMeaty Meat Lamb-ish
On Sale from $49.99
Meaty Meat, but make it lamb. Rich, versatile, and suspiciously good in noodles.
Kinda FishKinda Salmon
On Sale from $65.99
Rich, flaky, and kinda salmon. Mycoprotein filets with omega-rich algal oil.
Kinda FishKinda Cod
On Sale from $65.99
Delicate, flaky white filet. The plant-based answer to a fish you kinda remember.
Fake news
(just kidding these people really said this insane stuff about us)
Mens Health“A plant-based filet that gets startlingly close to the real high-end cut.”
The Manual“Possibly the most interesting thing happening in the crowded meat-alternative aisle.”
Gear Patrol“The product that could turn committed carnivores vegan-curious.”
Fresh, fast, and always funky
Recipes from our collection
Find the perfect meal based on cut, cuisine, or occasion in our searchable library of nutritious yet naughty recipes.
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